Cool new words
- Masturdating
- going out alone to a movie or a restaurant
- Dudevorce
- when two bros officially end their friendship
- Nonversation
- a completely worthless conversation; small talk
- Cellfish
- an individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people
- Bedgasm
- a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day
- Internest
- the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet
- Chairdrobe
- piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser; see also floordrobe
- Errorist
- someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong
- Unlightening
- learning something that makes you dumber
- Hiberdating
- when a person ignores their friends in favor of a boyfriend/girlfriend
- Destinesia
- when you get to where you were intending to go, but forgot why you were going there in the first place
- Textpectation
- the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a test
- Columbusing
- when white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries
- Youniverse
- used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; their universe consists only of them
- Carcolepsy
- a condition where a person falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving
- Ambitchous
- striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch
- Unkeyboardinated
- when you’re unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes
- Afterclap
- the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
- Beerboarding
- extracting secret information form a colleague by getting them drunk
- Nerdjacking
- filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one’s passion to an otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson
- Doppelbanger
- a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related
- Epiphanot
- an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect
- Nomonym
- a food that tastes like another food
- Askhole
- someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions