Cool new words

Masturdating
going out alone to a movie or a restaurant
Dudevorce
when two bros officially end their friendship
Nonversation
a completely worthless conversation; small talk
Cellfish
an individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people
Bedgasm
a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day
Internest
the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet
Chairdrobe
piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser; see also floordrobe
Errorist
someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong
Unlightening
learning something that makes you dumber
Hiberdating
when a person ignores their friends in favor of a boyfriend/girlfriend
Destinesia
when you get to where you were intending to go, but forgot why you were going there in the first place
Textpectation
the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a test
Columbusing
when white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries
Youniverse
used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; their universe consists only of them
Carcolepsy
a condition where a person falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving
Ambitchous
striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch
Unkeyboardinated
when you’re unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes
Afterclap
the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
Beerboarding
extracting secret information form a colleague by getting them drunk
Nerdjacking
filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one’s passion to an otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson
Doppelbanger
a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related
Epiphanot
an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect
Nomonym
a food that tastes like another food
Askhole
someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions

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